Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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If I weigh 99 pounds and I eat 1 pound of nachos, am I 1percent nacho?
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10-29-2024 23:51
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I am only the bigger person in an argument because I am fat, remember that
That was terrible referring to Puerto Rico as a floating island of garbage. Everyone knows it's Haiti.
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10-29-2024 10:09
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Just for old times sake, I checked in on my Farmville. It's now a Wal-mart.
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10-29-2024 09:17
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It was only after the other brothers of The Jackson 5 refused to let him join that little Samuel L. first became angry.
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10-29-2024 08:34
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I'm on my second guardian angel. My first one quit and is now in therapy.
There should be a reality show where flat-earthers search for the edge of the world.
Don't forget to buy your Halloween candy early so you have time to buy more after you eat it all.
I have no idea what a HD is but the doctor just told me I have 80 of them Fuckers.
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10-26-2024 02:12
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One of the biggest lies I tell myself: I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it.