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   messageicon .... Heck ..... ow can you trust a government that leaves you defenseless against an enemy your own Government Imported?
←Rate | 06-24-2016 18:20 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I heard Rickon Stark's favorite band is One Direction.
←Rate | 06-24-2016 18:02 by Danatello Comments (0)  

   messageicon For some reason the British people have been complaining that they had to donate 20% of their entire economy to the European Economic Union ..... How selfish of them.
←Rate | 06-24-2016 16:40 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The American People are voicing the collective concern over the shocking attempts by Democrats to gut and abuse the US Constitution. So predictably the Democrat response to this concern is to Abuse and Gut the the United States Constitution.... Go Figure
←Rate | 06-24-2016 16:37 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If Trump ends up winning, The Apprentice will be remembered as his Mein Kampf.
←Rate | 06-24-2016 14:14 Comments (0)  

   messageicon "Is you house baby-proof?" Yes, I threw like 7 babies at it and the house didn't break.
←Rate | 06-24-2016 14:13 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The lawsuit against Starbucks for underfilling coffee drinks is the new definition of first world problems.
←Rate | 06-24-2016 14:11 Comments (0)  

   messageicon British Pound crashes. Stocks crash. Donald Trump applauds this. Oh yeah, he loves bankruptcy.
←Rate | 06-24-2016 14:10 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm going to spread this all over your moist cupcake. ~ Baker sext
←Rate | 06-24-2016 12:45 Comments (0)  

   messageicon *Slices up lemons right in front of life*
←Rate | 06-24-2016 12:43 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Spider-Man in the streets, the Hobgoblin in the sheets.
←Rate | 06-24-2016 12:41 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Popeyes favorite tool never rusted because he kept sticking it in Olive Oil.
←Rate | 06-24-2016 12:37 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Some Warning Labels are a little stupid, like on my Deodorant it says, "Avoid Contact with Eyes"....TOO LATE, I've already seen it!!!
←Rate | 06-24-2016 12:35 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Sarah Palin still a Trump loyalist?
←Rate | 06-24-2016 12:21 Comments (0)  

   messageicon You know you've screwed up when Trump endorses your decision. Looking at you Britain
←Rate | 06-24-2016 12:08 Comments (0)  

   messageicon What is Rickon Star's favorite TV series? ''Arrow''.
←Rate | 06-24-2016 09:27 Comments (0)  

   messageicon ..... So ..... If Trump Quits ...... Is that a Trexit?
←Rate | 06-24-2016 09:23 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Don't worry inbox, I'm empty too.
←Rate | 06-24-2016 01:40 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm scared some kid is going to break into my house and fleek me to death with a bae
←Rate | 06-24-2016 01:39 by Baddie Comments (0)  

   messageicon For a country that previously colonized and looted 75% of the world, Britain has the nerve to complain that unwanted immigrants are colonizing their country.
←Rate | 06-24-2016 01:05 Comments (0)  


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