Funny Status Messages for FacebookStatus message updates and sayings for your Facebook, Twitter, or profile.
X says This lady in Walmart is staring at me like she's never seen anyone put on deodorant and then put it back on the shelf.
X says Best thing about the Va shooting is the shooter shot himself and he was black and gay. One less to worry about
X says The fickle world of American TV news reporting, eh? One minute you're doing the morning slot; the next, the graveyard shift.
X says What if the Lottery is an institution to catch time travelers..?
X says *stops to smell the roses* *steps in dog poop..
X says It's National Beaver Day.
X Spandex: a Right, not a Privilege.
X says A group of girls with a selfie stick is called a travesty.
X says You had me at "hello," But lost me at "bae"
X says Once upon a time a man was told to go f#ck himself and he lived happily everafter. . .
X "You gonna eat that?" My wife asks,,,, pointing to my words.
X Bar B Que Bacon Cheese Burger... The best part of my day.
X says one thing I have learned from the latest 24 hour news cycle... You can limp wrist a Glock and it will still function
X says ust looked up from my phone and realized I was sitting in a restaurant that closed in 2007.
X says When emptying email spam folder, why does anyone need to be asked are you sure you want to empty this folder. We do not need to be asked are you sure. Yes I am f#cking sure ! ! !
X says I'm at my neighbor's house having the most delicious dinner. Hope I finish before they get home!
X says Race War Coming Soon to City near you.
X says Dear Bryce Williams, White Lives Matter.
X Can you imagine the media coverage had the Virginia shooting taken place with the races flipped? Sad to see how biased the media is. I guess #whitelivesdontmatter, right?
X says How are we supposed to cure cancer when we can't even find a cure for selfies?