Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   I wish people would hate the KKK like how they hate BLM.

   The problem isn't the criminal justice system, it's the criminal...

   santa wear a mask

   Trump is putting people in cages. So to stop it, we elect the guy who was VP when the cages were built.

   People are tearing down statues of people who owned slaves, while wearing clothes made by slaves.

   4 months and people are still complaining about people not wearing masks. If masks worked, then the ones who dont wear them should be dead.

   What does Spain, France, Italy, Greece, India, and every nation in Africa except for South Africa have in common? They all use Hydroxychloroquine to treat both patients and the general public for covid. All have fewer cases.

   Can you imagine being a speechwriter and having to anticipate that the President of the United States might not know how to pronounce big words like “Yosemite.”

   Your gonna send your kid to school with a Paw Patrol mask and he’s gonna come home with a Spider-Man one cause he traded it at lunch. Next day the whole school will be shut down.

   Facebook's just a procrastinator instigator.

   You know in the movie 'Jaws' when everyone is pissed the beaches are closed because the shark keeps killing people, and they know it's killing people, but they go to the beach anyways? This is what we're going through now.

   If all other countries are fighting the Coronavirus, while Trump is fighting the China Virus. Is he really lying when he says he doing the best?

   If you want your food delivered faster by the delivery driver working in the middle of a pandemic with very little base pay and no benefits don't forget to tip!

   I don’t know which meme to get my news from today

   Paper jam is the least delicious of all preserves.

   Play Nickleback during my funeral. Because I want everyone who attends to really cry.

   Scrambled eggs are like regular eggs but their reception is terrible

   1977: stayin’ alive 2020: stayin’ alive

   The cardboard crowds are getting a little Rowdy at the game.

   My private part is like an electric eel. It's not super charged or anything. It's that women are afraid to go near it.