Funny Status Messages for FacebookStatus message updates and sayings for your Facebook, Twitter, or profile.
X says I'm going to as many Halloween parties as I can. I'll be in the invisible man. You'll just have to imagine I'm there. . .
X says Hey dude... Don't mess with me or I will take my bra off and you will see I have bigger balls than you do!!
X When an old man dies a library burns to the ground
X says Prison football teams seam to have a difficult time finding a person qualified to play tight end.
X nomo funnie
X says Full Of Life All Day, Half An Hour Before Work, BOOM! Knackared....
X If you're panicking about ebola going airborne , just remember that this means you believe in evolution.
X I bet the guy working at the laundromat never has to break a hundred.
X says I'm just looking for a reason not to drink
X says please strip Blackmama of noble peace prize. He is costed the highest no of innocent livez
X says If you are a medical professional it is your duty not to spread political fear of a disease.
X CEO of Apple Tim Cook annouces he's gay... Awaiting Samsung press conference announcing that they're waayyyyy more gay
X Apple CEO, Tim Cook is so proud to be gay, he waited 53 years to come out.
X says I LOVE HALLOWEEN!!! All these slutty outfits have me scared stiff
X says I Love Halloween!!! All these slutty costumes have me scared stiff
X says When I see ad's on Tv with smiling happy housewives using a new cleaning product ,the only thing I want to go out and buy are the Meds they must be on.
X says Apple CEO just came out today. I guess this explains why iPhone 6 bends.
X says I always like to keep a nice photo of myself for my Facebook profile pic because that is the picture that will be splashed all over the news when I finally go off the deep end.
X says The best time and place to hide a body is in your front yard during Halloween. That way, people will think it's just a decoration.
X says When they report your photo to Facebook, and Facebook tells them your photo does not violates any rules. ;)