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   messageicon Time magazine has asked Trump to remove fake covers, that came from a app they provide. Are they just stupid?
←Rate | 06-28-2017 20:19 by hillbilly Comments (0)  


   messageicon Melinia ate a very spicy burrito and it gave her explosive Trump in the bathroom.
←Rate | 06-28-2017 17:29 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Instead of a lottery paying $400 million to one person wouldn't it be more effective if 40 people got $10 million, 100 people got $4 million, 400 people got $1 million, etc?
←Rate | 06-28-2017 12:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Talking of FAKE, Time magazine has asked Trump to remove fake covers from display at golf clubs
←Rate | 06-28-2017 12:44 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Not everything on CNN is fake news. Some of it is commercials.
←Rate | 06-28-2017 06:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you think this message is a display of stupidity, just wait until you read the one below this...
←Rate | 06-28-2017 06:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon SCEINTESTS ARE ALL WAYS LIEING! THEY LIE ABOUT THE GLOBAL WARMING ABOUT THE EVOLUTION ABOUT DINOSORES YOU NAME IT!!! THEY MAKE UP THINGS IN THERE HEADS AND THAN CALL THEM THERIES.
←Rate | 06-28-2017 01:16 by CV Comments (5)  


   messageicon I don't need a Fidget Spinner... I need a F*ck it Twirler...
←Rate | 06-27-2017 22:04 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Junior high
←Rate | 06-27-2017 21:57 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just noir high
←Rate | 06-27-2017 21:56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nineties
←Rate | 06-27-2017 21:56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I trumped in the toilet today.
←Rate | 06-27-2017 21:10 Comments (16)  


   messageicon If reincarnation is real... Yeah, I am pretty sure I am coming back two sexy blonde, Siamese Twins who are just slightly joined at the hips. Those parties would be epic.
←Rate | 06-27-2017 20:08 by Pj Comments (0)  


   messageicon I threw my bra on stage at a concert once. It landed somewhere in the flute section.
←Rate | 06-27-2017 19:36 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love sex, but I suck at it. That's why I keep practicing.
←Rate | 06-27-2017 19:26 by Gil Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't understand, I've gone to 3 AA meetings and nobody at the meetings is cool or will sell me AA batteries.🔋😒
←Rate | 06-27-2017 18:30 by jcgj Comments (0)  


   messageicon THEY SAY DON'T GO TO BROKE BACK MOUNTAIN IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A WIFE
←Rate | 06-27-2017 17:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon MY MOOD IS DEPENDENT ON YOU, not me
←Rate | 06-27-2017 17:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon How can Canadians be so nice and their geese be such a-holes??
←Rate | 06-27-2017 13:29 Comments (1)  


   messageicon If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a few payments
←Rate | 06-27-2017 09:33 by Dp Comments (0)  


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