Funny Status Messages and Tweets

Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.

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   messageicon One more week left to drive recklessly in school zones
←Rate | 08-09-2022 12:36 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Kid: Do you like corn on the cob? Me: I like it in my mouth! Ha ha.
←Rate | 08-09-2022 08:45 by Oscar Comments (0)  

   messageicon Yesterday I threw a ball for my dog. I know, it was probably a little extravagant but it was his birthday and he looked so nice in his new dinner jacket.
←Rate | 08-09-2022 00:54 Comments (0)  

   messageicon RIP: Olivia Fig Newton
←Rate | 08-08-2022 15:57 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I fully support the IDGAF+ community.
←Rate | 08-08-2022 09:46 Comments (0)  

   messageicon i’m gonna write my will in cursive. if you want your inheritance, you’re gonna have to work for it
←Rate | 08-08-2022 05:51 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Hi, I joined a cult. *got an air fryer
←Rate | 08-08-2022 05:49 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Who wants to go pull on some push doors with me??
←Rate | 08-08-2022 05:49 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Goats that intimidate others are bully goats
←Rate | 08-08-2022 05:48 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you ever see someone drinking straight from a flask in a mall food court… I wouldn’t make eye contact. How I know this is unimportant.
←Rate | 08-08-2022 05:48 Comments (0)  


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