Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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While you're cheering for your favorite NFL team in a publicly funded stadium, how about publicly funding some disadvantaged child's school lunch?
Whatever you got to do today, do it with the confidence of a 4yr old in a Batman cape.
I need to stop talking to myself. I'm a bad influence.
Procrastination really is a good thing. You always have something to do tomorrow, plus you have nothing to do today.
Did our government only admit to UFO's because we're going to start sending their planets money for aid?
If you see me talking to myself, don't judge us. We're trying to talk ourselves out of doing something stupid.
Did my taxes and discovered I still owe Ukraine $4000.
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04-18-2024 12:54
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I am positive that there isn't life on any other planets ! If there was Trudeau would have sent them money
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04-17-2024 18:15
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I always thought it was "Blew by you"
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04-17-2024 16:35 by MWC
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I ate a kid's meal at McDonald's today. His parents weren't too happy about it.