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   messageicon Getting exercise by marching is Trump's new healthcare plan . What an idiot
←Rate | 03-25-2017 20:17 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Trump couldn't grab Obamacare by the p***y.
←Rate | 03-25-2017 19:56 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Never forget not one Republican suggesting Trump's many golf trips before cutting food for veterans.
←Rate | 03-25-2017 17:50 by Proud Snowflake Comments (0)  

   messageicon At the end of the day the most overused phrase is at the end of the day.
←Rate | 03-25-2017 17:25 by vaterpop Comments (0)  

   messageicon During the election Syria financialy supported 2 groups... 1SlS and the Clinton campaign.
←Rate | 03-25-2017 17:04 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Obama is giving his golf instructor "a little tip" this weekend
←Rate | 03-25-2017 17:00 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Federal prison... Obama will be there.
←Rate | 03-25-2017 16:52 Comments (1)  

   messageicon One candidate wanted to make America great. The other wanted to get RICH
←Rate | 03-25-2017 16:51 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Note to self - playing the Trump card isn't as effective when the Trump is a joker.
←Rate | 03-25-2017 16:50 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Obama is at a All Male Gay resort this weekend. True story.
←Rate | 03-25-2017 16:49 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Making America great, one round of golf at a time.
←Rate | 03-25-2017 16:49 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Thanks for all the heroin OBAMA
←Rate | 03-25-2017 16:48 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Trump's golf instructor gave him a great tip this morning. He would have much better hip rotation if he took his head out of his butt.
←Rate | 03-25-2017 16:47 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Where are all the peaceful Musl/Ms marching against terrorism?
←Rate | 03-25-2017 16:46 Comments (1)  

   messageicon Trump hooked hiis drive out of bounds on the sixth hole today. Blames Democrats.
←Rate | 03-25-2017 16:45 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Several Russian prostitutes seen headed to Trump Golf Course in Virginia today for "meetings".
←Rate | 03-25-2017 16:43 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Trump is the oldest elected President the US ever had, which means we will witness his transition from paying people to pee on him, to him peeing himself.
←Rate | 03-25-2017 16:33 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Melania better drink a lot of coffee and water today, because it will take several minutes of getting peed on to help the Donald recover from this blow.
←Rate | 03-25-2017 16:31 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Trump's healthcare defence is similar to his "grab them by the P" defence. Bill said much worse than I did. Their plan is much worse than my plan. I believe that is known as the loser's limp reaction.
←Rate | 03-25-2017 16:29 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Note to self - when you elect a joke candidate, you get a joke President.
←Rate | 03-25-2017 16:26 Comments (0)  


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