Funny Status Messages for FacebookStatus message updates and sayings for your Facebook, Twitter, or profile.
X The dress was white and gold until it decided to go on a date with Chris Brown.
X Brian Williams says he engineered the electrical system.
X says My dyslexia has reached a new owl.
X says The best way to solve your relationship problems is to post about them on the internet and let your friends solve them for you.
X A White that talks this way, is an underprivileged insecure white. “If Jesus was really for the poor, vulnerable and abused then he would have been born a minority, not a privileged white.”
X says A friend of mine drinks their coffee so black, it shot at him. . .
X says Ronda Rousey raped me, ok it wasn't rape, I enjoyed it. . .
X says My dog says that dress is grey.
X says If Jesus was really for the poor, vulnerable and abused then he would have been born a minority, not a privileged white.
X says Fear of bugs
X says Black Coffee
X says SPORT - for dumb and ugly people to also become rich and famous!
X says Hidup di jaman edan begini.. Harus ikut edan.. Kalau tidak edan bisa tidak hidup
X says Social media
X says Hi, I hate Rob Lowe, I think about kicking his a$$ every time I see his stupid commercial. . .
X says Beginning of relationship- 1) Don’t ever change. 2) You have to change. 3) You’ve changed. -End of relationship-
X says The further you push me away, the more I begin to enjoy viewing you from a distance.
X says Devil with the blue dress on...oh wait is that a Gold dress. Well, either way .....the prince of darkness is a cross-dresser.
X says I hear Black Sabbath and Blue Oyster Cult are planning a reunion. They're going to call it the White and Gold Tour.
X says Brett also got me a pen for my birthday.....He should have splurged and gotten a better one though... I can totally get out of this one....