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Bet if she was black she would be sueing. 
Why is it ok for startbucks ?
Wonder why it was not ok for starbucks and they was not even ordering ... vote 2020
What's the last thing Tickle Me Elmo recieves before leaving the factory? Two test-tickles.
Melania says that kindness and compassion are important in life. Now you Trump supporters have no choice but to abide by that. If you don't, Trump will punish you!
Self esteem so low, you crop yourself out of your selfie
Let's have a tapisit
Boo hoo ! Trump won. We suck
Snowiest are Kuntz. Suck it. He won.
You wanna see the first evidence of Trump giving zero cares about children separated from families? Watch Home Alone 2 - Lost In New York.
Dеmоcrаt winѕ seаt in diѕtriсt once wоn by Тrumр in lаndѕlidе. When does the winning begin?
The Right, with control of all 3 levels of government still claims victimhood. How the hell does that work? It is to laugh.
Red Hen went from 44k likers to 74k on FB overnight...That’s not something that can be countered with one star reviews. But do stay angry, Trump supporters...
I broke the law by jaywalking. Now I'm afraid the government will put my children in cages.
Pam Bondi Tries To Go The Movies, Gets Shouted Back To Her Car. That's Freakin' Awesome!
Breaking News: Sarah Sanders was thrown out through the window when she was kicked out of the restaurant. She cried like a bytch afterwards.
With the gas price so high, it's cheaper to do cocaine and just run everywhere
Laura Ingraham is going broke and I love it.
Getting married is the second most popular thing we do in our lifetime. Getting divorce is the first.
Do you have any Imodium? Me, flirting