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X The dress was white and gold until it decided to go on a date with Chris Brown.
←Rate | 03-01-2015 19:32 by Thinking Funny Comments (0)

X Brian Williams says he engineered the electrical system.
←Rate | 03-01-2015 16:29 Comments (0)

X says My dyslexia has reached a new owl.
←Rate | 03-01-2015 16:22 by Nipper Comments (0)

X says The best way to solve your relationship problems is to post about them on the internet and let your friends solve them for you.
←Rate | 03-01-2015 15:08 Comments (0)

X A White that talks this way, is an underprivileged insecure white. “If Jesus was really for the poor, vulnerable and abused then he would have been born a minority, not a privileged white.”
←Rate | 03-01-2015 14:50 Comments (1)

X says A friend of mine drinks their coffee so black, it shot at him. . .
←Rate | 03-01-2015 12:35 Comments (0)

X says Ronda Rousey raped me, ok it wasn't rape, I enjoyed it. . .
←Rate | 03-01-2015 12:34 by JAB Comments (0)

X says My dog says that dress is grey.
←Rate | 03-01-2015 12:18 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)

X says If Jesus was really for the poor, vulnerable and abused then he would have been born a minority, not a privileged white.
←Rate | 03-01-2015 12:16 Comments (1)

X says Fear of bugs
←Rate | 03-01-2015 09:26 Comments (0)

X says Black Coffee
←Rate | 03-01-2015 08:46 Comments (0)

X says SPORT - for dumb and ugly people to also become rich and famous!
←Rate | 03-01-2015 08:30 Comments (0)

X says Hidup di jaman edan begini.. Harus ikut edan.. Kalau tidak edan bisa tidak hidup
←Rate | 03-01-2015 06:29 by Suranto bae Comments (0)

X says Social media
←Rate | 03-01-2015 00:55 Comments (0)

X says Hi, I hate Rob Lowe, I think about kicking his a$$ every time I see his stupid commercial. . .
←Rate | 02-28-2015 22:58 by JAM Comments (0)

X says Beginning of relationship- 1) Don’t ever change. 2) You have to change. 3) You’ve changed. -End of relationship-
←Rate | 02-28-2015 22:44 by BEGO Comments (0)

X says The further you push me away, the more I begin to enjoy viewing you from a distance.
←Rate | 02-28-2015 22:44 by BEGO Comments (0)

X says Devil with the blue dress on...oh wait is that a Gold dress. Well, either way .....the prince of darkness is a cross-dresser.
←Rate | 02-28-2015 21:55 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)

X says I hear Black Sabbath and Blue Oyster Cult are planning a reunion. They're going to call it the White and Gold Tour.
←Rate | 02-28-2015 16:59 Comments (0)

X says Brett also got me a pen for my birthday.....He should have splurged and gotten a better one though... I can totally get out of this one....
←Rate | 02-28-2015 12:31 by Bikerlynn Comments (0)


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