Funny Status Messages and Tweets

Funny status message updates for FaceBook or Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.

Sort:  Recent   |  Oldest  |  Rating
Filter On | Filter Off | No Trump

Search Messages:
Page: 1 of 5775

   messageicon Bet if she was black she would be sueing.
←Rate | 06-25-2018 12:28 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Why is it ok for startbucks ?
←Rate | 06-25-2018 12:26 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Wonder why it was not ok for starbucks and they was not even ordering ... vote 2020
←Rate | 06-25-2018 12:19 Comments (0)  

   messageicon What's the last thing Tickle Me Elmo recieves before leaving the factory? Two test-tickles.
←Rate | 06-25-2018 01:55 by Jake Comments (0)  

   messageicon Melania says that kindness and compassion are important in life. Now you Trump supporters have no choice but to abide by that. If you don't, Trump will punish you!
←Rate | 06-25-2018 00:34 Comments (3)  

   messageicon Self esteem so low, you crop yourself out of your selfie
←Rate | 06-25-2018 00:18 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Let's have a tapisit
←Rate | 06-24-2018 22:30 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Boo hoo ! Trump won. We suck
←Rate | 06-24-2018 22:29 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Snowiest are Kuntz. Suck it. He won.
←Rate | 06-24-2018 22:28 Comments (0)  

   messageicon You wanna see the first evidence of Trump giving zero cares about children separated from families? Watch Home Alone 2 - Lost In New York.
←Rate | 06-24-2018 22:13 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dеmоcrаt winѕ seаt in diѕtriсt once wоn by Тrumр in lаndѕlidе. When does the winning begin?
←Rate | 06-24-2018 20:25 Comments (1)  

   messageicon The Right, with control of all 3 levels of government still claims victimhood. How the hell does that work? It is to laugh.
←Rate | 06-24-2018 19:48 Comments (1)  

   messageicon Red Hen went from 44k likers to 74k on FB overnight...That’s not something that can be countered with one star reviews. But do stay angry, Trump supporters...
←Rate | 06-24-2018 16:06 Comments (8)  

   messageicon I broke the law by jaywalking. Now I'm afraid the government will put my children in cages.
←Rate | 06-24-2018 13:21 Comments (1)  

   messageicon Pam Bondi Tries To Go The Movies, Gets Shouted Back To Her Car. That's Freakin' Awesome!
←Rate | 06-24-2018 12:53 Comments (1)  

   messageicon Breaking News: Sarah Sanders was thrown out through the window when she was kicked out of the restaurant. She cried like a bytch afterwards.
←Rate | 06-24-2018 12:42 Comments (6)  

   messageicon With the gas price so high, it's cheaper to do cocaine and just run everywhere
←Rate | 06-24-2018 07:04 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Laura Ingraham is going broke and I love it.
←Rate | 06-24-2018 02:30 Comments (1)  

   messageicon Getting married is the second most popular thing we do in our lifetime. Getting divorce is the first.
←Rate | 06-24-2018 00:58 by Jake Comments (0)  

   messageicon Do you have any Imodium? Me, flirting
←Rate | 06-23-2018 14:04 Comments (0)  


Submit your own funny facebook status message here:
Status Message:

... characters left