Funny Status Messages for FacebookStatus message updates and sayings for your Facebook, Twitter, or profile.
X "If this is Good Friday, I'd hate to se a Bad one!" ...... Jesus
X Thanks for the free weekend offer E-Harmony but my wife said I can't use it.
X says I expect all atheists to be at work bright and early tomorrow...
X Hope you have a better Good Friday than Jesus did!
X says Pain wouldn't be so bad if it didn't hurt so much.
X says Gentlemen playing leapfrog are kindly requested to complete their leaps. - sign in a g@y nudi$t colony.
X says My neighbor has a toilet marked "FREE" on his front lawn. Either offering a free used potty or he's part of the Toilet Liberation Army.
X says Hey Gotham City criminals, why isn’t the first thing on your to-do list “Unplug the Bat Signal”?
X says I'm really tired but it's OK. There's a nap for that.
X says If you've ever put away a kitchen knife and not imagined the day you'll dramatically fight a burglar with it, congrats, I guess you're the adult.
X says Forgetting to switch off your alarm on a day when you’re not meant to go anywhere is an invention of lucifer himself.
X says just seen someone write “10Q” to mean “thank you“ and I wouldn’t even be mad if there was another Noah like flood in the next few minutes.
X says If no one is there to touch you, are you really there?
X says I'm definitely not trying to insult your intelligence, you would have to possess some first.
X says The only thing my girlfriend blows is everything out of proportion.
X says I'm not shy. I was just trying to not offend you. But if you insist...
X says Miley Cyrus I'll with allergic reaction:-CNN.. CNN, dude.. who cares about her?
X says I live for this sh*t - People that don't understand biology
X says Just glad Jesus died on a Friday Good Monday just doesn't 'roll' off the tongue as well
X says My wife has decided to get a nose job. Unfortunately, the rest of her hasn't got a job to pay for it.