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   messageicon When Trump said he wanted to 'Drain the swamp' I think he meant his swamp.
←Rate | 08-19-2017 09:51 Comments (0)  

   messageicon : Mistake (noun) What a trump supporter made by voting for him.
←Rate | 08-19-2017 05:41 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Of course donald handled the past situations with kid gloves. Kid gloves are the only gloves that fit his hands.
←Rate | 08-19-2017 05:19 Comments (0)  

   messageicon : If a dog loses their tail, where do they get another one? At a retail store.
←Rate | 08-19-2017 02:48 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Het TROLLMASTER, do you know what's my favorite song? It's Cop Killer by Ice-T. You should listen to it. Awesome song.
←Rate | 08-18-2017 23:47 by R to the AY Comments (0)  

   messageicon Conswrvatives says it's alright to hurt people's feelings because it's good for them? Tell that to Ted Bundy's parents.
←Rate | 08-18-2017 23:44 Comments (0)  

   messageicon .Don't mean to brag but I saw the Solar Eclipse today. Went outside, closed my eyes & BAM! Solar Eclipse.....
←Rate | 08-18-2017 19:25 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Just like Master Chef, Bannon turned in his hood before leaving.
←Rate | 08-18-2017 18:36 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Do not use the one $1.00, $20 or $50 or $100 bills! Slave owners are depicted on them! Help stop this hideous display of racism… Send those bills to me and I will see that they are handled properly... message me for my address,
←Rate | 08-18-2017 18:00 Comments (3)  

   messageicon Okay people, I'll ask again. Have you people had enough or are you thirsty for more? If you had enough, then accept my deal and learn to abide by the terms!!!!
←Rate | 08-18-2017 16:26 by R to the AY Comments (10)  

   messageicon We need more statues of naked women
←Rate | 08-18-2017 16:22 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Are we also going to conclude that the solar eclispe is a 1iberal scam, since we like to blame them for everything?
←Rate | 08-18-2017 16:16 by hillbilly Comments (0)  

   messageicon Having big tits because you're fat is like having a fast car because its falling pff a cliff.
←Rate | 08-18-2017 13:26 by Chencho Comments (0)  

   messageicon I don't think this solar eclipse thing is going to happen. I think they just want us to put on these special glasses so we don't see the meteor coming...
←Rate | 08-18-2017 08:49 Comments (0)  

   messageicon DEAR GOD, If you want Hillary to be arrested, give us a sign... Like, blot out the sun, anytime in the next five days. Thanks.
←Rate | 08-18-2017 08:35 Comments (5)  

   messageicon My Olympic condoms have arrived - I wanted to wear a gold one, but the wife said "wear the silver one and come second for a change".
←Rate | 08-18-2017 07:47 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If only the made people do a DNA test prior to receiving their membership into the KKK
←Rate | 08-18-2017 07:32 Comments (9)  

   messageicon everyone is making a big deal about seeing an eclipse...haven't they sat down in a movie theater before?
←Rate | 08-18-2017 02:44 by Eddy Comments (0)  

   messageicon : trump the me, me, me, it must always be all about me and only me president.
←Rate | 08-17-2017 22:43 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I have a nutache
←Rate | 08-17-2017 16:35 Comments (1)  


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