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   messageicon If not for the laughing emoji and asd hominem attacks the l*fticles wouldn't ever have anything to say.
←Rate | 03-28-2025 00:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Nice try. That isn't what Trump said. He never said he didn’t know about it. He said "No" when asked if he was briefed on it. That's two completely different things." Dumbest comment I've seen here yet LMAOOOOO
←Rate | 03-27-2025 20:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon He not give flying f*ck about your military. Which make our job so much easier in end. Россия навсегда
←Rate | 03-27-2025 20:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon How has SecDef Hegseth not briefed POTUS on the missing U.S. soldiers in Lithuania? This has been in the public domain for 8+ hours. Your dumb*ss country is so f*cked LOLZZZZ
←Rate | 03-27-2025 20:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Gaslight much? His lack of knowledge or care about this situation is ANOTHER scandal. This loser has zero clue what’s happening in his administration.
←Rate | 03-27-2025 20:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why thank you sir! Means a lot to me!
←Rate | 03-27-2025 17:28 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)  


   messageicon GaryBlownig... you steal so well.
←Rate | 03-27-2025 16:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nice try. That isn't what Trump said. He never said he didn’t know about it. He said "No" when asked if he was briefed on it. That's two completely different things.
←Rate | 03-27-2025 16:52 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Four Am*rican soldiers are missing in Lithuania, and the "president" didn't even know about it. Because the guy in charge of the military? Is yet another f**king M*G* MORON.
←Rate | 03-27-2025 16:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hear lots of jokes I can steal.
←Rate | 03-27-2025 15:28 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)  



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