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One more week left to drive recklessly in school zones
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Kid: Do you like corn on the cob? Me: I like it in my mouth! Ha ha.
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08-09-2022 08:45 by
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Yesterday I threw a ball for my dog. I know, it was probably a little extravagant but it was his birthday and he looked so nice in his new dinner jacket.
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08-09-2022 00:54
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RIP: Olivia Fig Newton
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08-08-2022 15:57
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I fully support the IDGAF+ community.
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i’m gonna write my will in cursive. if you want your inheritance, you’re gonna have to work for it
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08-08-2022 05:51
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Hi, I joined a cult. *got an air fryer
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08-08-2022 05:49
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Who wants to go pull on some push doors with me??
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Goats that intimidate others are bully goats
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If you ever see someone drinking straight from a flask in a mall food court… I wouldn’t make eye contact. How I know this is unimportant.
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