Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   Time magazine has asked Trump to remove fake covers, that came from a app they provide. Are they just stupid?

   Melinia ate a very spicy burrito and it gave her explosive Trump in the bathroom.

   Instead of a lottery paying $400 million to one person wouldn't it be more effective if 40 people got $10 million, 100 people got $4 million, 400 people got $1 million, etc?

   Talking of FAKE, Time magazine has asked Trump to remove fake covers from display at golf clubs

   Not everything on CNN is fake news. Some of it is commercials.

   If you think this message is a display of stupidity, just wait until you read the one below this...

   SCEINTESTS ARE ALL WAYS LIEING! THEY LIE ABOUT THE GLOBAL WARMING ABOUT THE EVOLUTION ABOUT DINOSORES YOU NAME IT!!! THEY MAKE UP THINGS IN THERE HEADS AND THAN CALL THEM THERIES.

   I don't need a Fidget Spinner... I need a F*ck it Twirler...

   Junior high

   Just noir high

   Nineties

   I trumped in the toilet today.

   If reincarnation is real... Yeah, I am pretty sure I am coming back two sexy blonde, Siamese Twins who are just slightly joined at the hips. Those parties would be epic.

   I threw my bra on stage at a concert once. It landed somewhere in the flute section.

   I love sex, but I suck at it. That's why I keep practicing.

   I don't understand, I've gone to 3 AA meetings and nobody at the meetings is cool or will sell me AA batteries.🔋😒

   THEY SAY DON'T GO TO BROKE BACK MOUNTAIN IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A WIFE

   MY MOOD IS DEPENDENT ON YOU, not me

   How can Canadians be so nice and their geese be such a-holes??

   If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a few payments