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   messageicon I wish people would hate the KKK like how they hate BLM.
←Rate | 08-05-2020 10:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The problem isn't the criminal justice system, it's the criminal...
←Rate | 08-04-2020 21:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon santa wear a mask
←Rate | 08-04-2020 20:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trump is putting people in cages. So to stop it, we elect the guy who was VP when the cages were built.
←Rate | 08-04-2020 19:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon People are tearing down statues of people who owned slaves, while wearing clothes made by slaves.
←Rate | 08-04-2020 19:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon 4 months and people are still complaining about people not wearing masks. If masks worked, then the ones who dont wear them should be dead.
←Rate | 08-04-2020 19:32 Comments (0)  


   messageicon What does Spain, France, Italy, Greece, India, and every nation in Africa except for South Africa have in common? They all use Hydroxychloroquine to treat both patients and the general public for covid. All have fewer cases.
←Rate | 08-04-2020 19:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Can you imagine being a speechwriter and having to anticipate that the President of the United States might not know how to pronounce big words like “Yosemite.”
←Rate | 08-04-2020 18:39 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Your gonna send your kid to school with a Paw Patrol mask and he’s gonna come home with a Spider-Man one cause he traded it at lunch. Next day the whole school will be shut down.
←Rate | 08-04-2020 17:40 by @Timmy_DJ_T Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook's just a procrastinator instigator.
←Rate | 08-04-2020 13:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know in the movie 'Jaws' when everyone is pissed the beaches are closed because the shark keeps killing people, and they know it's killing people, but they go to the beach anyways? This is what we're going through now.
←Rate | 08-04-2020 09:29 Comments (1)  


   messageicon If all other countries are fighting the Coronavirus, while Trump is fighting the China Virus. Is he really lying when he says he doing the best?
←Rate | 08-03-2020 20:34 by Joe Comments (2)  


   messageicon If you want your food delivered faster by the delivery driver working in the middle of a pandemic with very little base pay and no benefits don't forget to tip!
←Rate | 08-03-2020 11:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don’t know which meme to get my news from today
←Rate | 08-03-2020 08:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Paper jam is the least delicious of all preserves.
←Rate | 08-03-2020 08:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Play Nickleback during my funeral. Because I want everyone who attends to really cry.
←Rate | 08-03-2020 08:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Scrambled eggs are like regular eggs but their reception is terrible
←Rate | 08-03-2020 08:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon 1977: stayin’ alive 2020: stayin’ alive
←Rate | 08-03-2020 08:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The cardboard crowds are getting a little Rowdy at the game.
←Rate | 08-03-2020 08:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My private part is like an electric eel. It's not super charged or anything. It's that women are afraid to go near it.
←Rate | 08-02-2020 19:55 by Budtender Comments (0)  



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