wayneh Funny Status Messages

   your a midget and you do not wear a green outfit and a matching top hat......your just no fun

   To all those people with big trucks and SUV'S who laughed at me because I bought a hybrid......i see you getting gas all the time

   nothing says happy Easter Jesus like going to a Wal Mart

   I hate seeing people who owe me money post pics of all they bought on Black friday

   You know what will be funny....If an illegal alien was thePowerball winner in Arizona

   Knock knock...... Who's there? A lawyer who should not do jokes at a murder trial.

   Miley Cyrus puts the Ho in hottie

   If Jesus is the reason for the season.......why is the church parking lot empty and Wal Marts is full?

   I would watch the movie Lovelace .......but I know it would suck

   If I want to give someone a bottle of Scope for Christmas.....Would that be rude

   Oh Lawd, this woman in Wal Mart has a box of tampns and bottle of Midol in her.....Please everyone stay out of her way!

   Dale Jr won.....there hasnt been this much excitement in the trailer park since number 9's meth lab blew up

   I think I will dye some Easter eggs white this year

   Let us all heed Vanilla Ice's advice on a day like this......"Word to your mother"