trini Funny Status Messages

   wondering why is there someone in the fitting room at Macy's shouting "we're all out of toilet paper!!"

   puts the fun in funeral

   Statistics show that kids between the ages of 2 and 8 believe that Sponge Bob Square Pants is actually a cheese....

   when you're in a hole, it's best to stop digging

   a really skilled person can flick a booger on the first try

   they always say there are more fish in the sea, they seem to forget about the crabs

   somehow criminal lawyer seems slightly redundant

   why is it that things that dont interest you suddenly seem exciting when you have serious work to do?

   Waking up on a Monday morning isn't hard. Convincing myself that getting out of bed is worth it---that's the real challenge

   a woman may be as wicked as she likes, but unless she is pretty it will not do her any good

   I'm more attractive when I'm sober, but I doubt I would want to sleep with you then

   a man can do the world of good and never be remembered, but let him make one mistake and he'll never be forgotten

   the only time I get blue b@lls is if the chick has blue lipstick

   Apparently German research labs are giving away octopus meat

   How come TSA always "randomly" searches my luggage, but I can't randomly hit the lotto

   of all the copyright infringements on youtube.....they leave Justin Beiber, Jermaine Dupris and Master P.....but they remove Bob Marley!! What's next....make weed illegal??

   If you're gonna blast music through your headphones so everyone can hear, do the rest of us a favor and ask for requests