tony Funny Status Messages

   while it's true that skinny girls freeze to death faster in the winter, it is also true that fat girls die alone.

   thinks, therefore I am...suffering from a headache!

   a ring is round and never ends and that's how long that we'll be friends

   dreamt he wrote the Lord of the Rings last night...seems I was just Tolkien in my sleep!

   I saw a fat lady with a "M.O.B." tattoo on her arm. I asked "money over b*tches?" She said "No, McDonalds over Burger King.

   Making moral decisions based on money will leave you emotionally poor.

   Tony Romo tried to throw a celebration party but it got intercepted.

   Come on people I don't think we are ready for a woman president!! I can't believe no ones asking her the important questions like can she cook!!!