tc Funny Status Messages

   off to Mamby Pamby land for some self-confidence...

   Try Jesus. If you don't like Him, the devil will always take you back.

   I'm not asleep... but that doesn't mean I'm awake.

   "America has no greater friend than Great Britain" ~ George Bush

   thankful for everyone celebrating Thanksgiving...to only true American Christian holiday. God bless you all!

   I think the grammatically correct way to describe my current Christmas disposition would have to be "present tense".

   I get distracted by all the meats in the deli section, must be my short attention spam.

   Ok... the first little fat flying dude that comes near me with a bow and arrow is gonna get smacked with a fly swatter...

   Those who do not understand me fear me. Those who do understand me fear for themselves...lol

   Instead of turning my clock ahead an hour tonight... I'm gonna turn my clock ahead about 6 hours. I will wake up feeling refreshed thinking I slept in late but still will have a full day ahead of me... WINNING!!!!

   OK...it is very important that when it is time to set your clocks ahead to make sure someone didn't already do it before you got there...it's been a long day already

   For me to go insane would be such a slight change that I don't think anybody would notice...

   I think I will stick to my old fashioned pepper shaker... This new pepper spray tastes terrible on my potatoes...

   Even if they don't win any medals, at least Team USA can be guaranteed victory in future ugly sweater contests.