sorrel Funny Status Messages

   Friends are like condoms: They protect you when things get hard.

   Don't worry about biting off more than you can chew. Your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger than you think. ツ

   Let your smile change the world, but dont let the world change your smile

   ■Women are angels, and when someone breaks their wings, they continue to fly…on a broomstick. They're flexible that way. ツ

   One of the hardest things in life to learn, is which bridge to cross and which to burn.!!!

   Life was so much easier when your clothes didn't have to match and boys had cooties.!!!!

   I have curves and i'm not afraid to use them.!!!