snott Funny Status Messages

   If it doesn't kill you,, you'll learn from it.. If it does kill you,, I'll learn from it

   I told the monster in my closet that coming out of there would make him gay. Ha!!,,That solves that problem.

   Enough with the procrastination,, it's time now for excuses.

   You know you're really awesome at telling a story when strangers near you start wandering closer to listen.

   Kodak recently filed for bankruptcy after 130 years in business.. I'd like to see the company just reorganize, but we'll see how it goes as the story develops.

   I Can't Believe It Is And Is Not Schrödinger's Butter