scott Funny Status Messages

   Have you ever wondered if the $1 bills in your wallet were ever in a stripper butt?....You're wondering now!!

   When I die, I'm hoping that I have left a mark. As long as it's not in my underwear.

   just had a moment of genius, a chocolate Easter bunny that is filled with the Cadbury Cream Egg filling......YUMMMM!!!

   Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said, "Look at that dog with one eye!" The other blonde covers one of her eyes and asks, "Where?"...

   takes the "THE" out of psychotherapist...

   went to the supermarket to buy some fresh food but could only find dead animals & plants...

   responsibly irresponsible....

   The grass may look greener . . . but it's Astroturf.

   When God created Adam and Eve, did they have belly buttons?

   Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.

   Did anyone else notice that President Obama's new slogan is "Winning The Future"? Which, ironically is WTF.

   I think American Idol could make it a little more interesting by adding a trap door.

   Loser cleans up the yard signs.....