ryan Funny Status Messages

   Throwing' Down Today

   believes in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it

   beating his record for consecutive days alive !

   used to have super powers but the psychiatrist took them all away.

   divulging his mind in the complexities of th... oooh look a kitty!

   Facebook is the epitome of six degrees of separation.

   Sex is like Pizza... even when it's bad it's still pretty good.

   If you didn't hear "I'm hungry" or "workout" then I didn't hear "premature ejaculation" or " get a job"

   Del Taco, macho size. Because sometimes you just need 6 pounds of fries in a bucket.

   I haven't seen Democrats this pissed since they were forced to free their slaves.

   Trying to argue with someone over text is like drinking alcohol to lose weight.