pipo Funny Status Messages

   Eww... There's a little Bin Laden in my tuna sandwich!

   I press Like or Dislike exclusively to make it an even number

   in other news, Rihanna was hospitalized earlier after an American Airlines Boeign 747 accidentally landed on her forehead...

   S-International Sarcasm Society "Like we need your support"

   The only thing more boring than Oprahs interview to Lance Armstrong is watching the tour de france

   They told me I can catch more flies with honey than with vingar. I said "I can catch even more with manure, whats the point?"

   Parent: "Who's the $5 hooker on meth?" -Miley Cyrus .... "Way to go Disney"

   Of all the things life has given to me... I would like to return 20 lbs.

   Just imgine if we've all met somewhere as a reunion of years together providing funny.... thanks for the fun times guys and gals!!

   the only tatoos I would ever consider are quotation marks between my lips

   There's no better way to judge potential actors than people on their first date on match. Com

   if you don't already hate people, black friday shoppers is a great way to start.

   mondays that pretend to be sundays....

   I just cut myself peeling an apple. This would have never happened to me with a twinkie.