peppermint patty Funny Status Messages

   Pitbull's videos = 10% music, 90% porn, 0% hair

   Women are the most common legal drug...They give you the best highs, the worst lows, and they are so, so addictive...

   Fantastic. I just took the wrong cold and sinus pill. How did I notice, you ask? I nearly banged my head against the desk.

   Wish I could be a Victoria's Secret model... LOL JK I'm baking cupcakes and eating whipped cream straight from the can. WEA DA THICK GURLZ AT?

   she knows that some people never have to worry about hemorrhoirds, because they are perfect a**holes.