Funny Status Message #95990

X says she knows that some people never have to worry about hemorrhoirds, because they are perfect a**holes.
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# 80411 Before I get to my status update I just wanted to say I really can't stand people who think they are so perfect. The world doesn't revolve around you! Now on to my status, I can't believe how awesome I am. Who knew somebody could be so perfect!
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←Rate | 04-06-2012 18:47 by Peppermint Patty

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