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Can't wait till the movie "colombiana" comes out. She is the real definition of a Bad b!tch....
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You know your hungry when you start eating some old cough drops
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guess ima get ahead start and get google+ account because facebook drawlin
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Put Party Rock Anthem as my Alarm so I wake up shufflin..
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girls are like math, if there under 13 do them in your head.
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why is it so hard to understand women, its like I have to sit with a notepad n pen and study these basturds.
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to the guy who made the "16-bit dinosaurs" music video, What were you smoking?, How much have you been Smoking? Can I have some?
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i dont have trust issues, I just know people who have lying issues
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has anyone found that satellite that suppose of hit the earth yet?
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you know your day is bad when your coffee makes you tired
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You know if you say gullible slowly it sounds like oranges
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If all he wants you for is ur Breast,Legs and thighs send him to KFC. Ur a lady,not someones cheap value meal
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You know your ass is ugly when you're the one always asked to take the photo
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Insecurity is an ugly thing, it makes you hate people that you don't even know...
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If Her Legs Aint Never Shook Or Locked Up On Ya, Yu Aren't Doing It Right!
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@(O_O)@ Monkey.
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Love is just a chapter in a guy`s life.. But to girls ? It's the whole book.
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going to a halloween party dressed as jesus to hit on some chicks, lets see who rejects the lord tonight!
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Just overheard this kid confess to smoking weed out of his trumpet. Band practice must be fun.
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