naishadh86 Funny Status Messages

   Did you hear about the priest with a lisp? he tried logging on to Faithbook

   amazed by the fact how some symphonies can pull the string of hearts and takes one to totally different environment within seconds and making mood swings followed by lacs of chemical changes occuring in the brain

   All the girls become ordinary, no matter how much important they are to you before, once you spend certain amount of time with them after commitment.

   Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

   Tourist Resort is a place where no one knows how unimportant you are at home.

   If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?

   You know you're lonely when your friends on Grand Theft Auto don't even answer the phone.

   You know you're lonely when your friends on Grand Theft Auto don't even answer the phone.

   Due to the success of Toy story 3. BP are in talks to release, "Try Finding Nemo Now".

   ‎31 States, 1618 Languages, 6 Major Religions, 29 National Festivals, 1 Country!! Happy Independence Day INDIA!!!

   In fairness, we've been building 'ground zeros' near Iraqi mosques since March 2003.

   A hangover will occupy a head that wasn't used the night before.