myke Funny Status Messages

   I'm pretty sure that the demise of dinosaurs was because they were driving hybrids.

   One nation...over weight...with high fructose corn syrup for all!

   The only time to lower expectations is 30 minutes before the bar closes

   everybody..we all just need to chip in and buy195,249,054 powerball tickets that has every single number combination and we win.

   Ya know, people use to come to Facebook to air their dirty laundry...Now they're coming here to air themselves eating laundry pods...The irony!!