milsfinest Funny Status Messages

   Single women are the reason women are single

   this is the stat that never ends it goes on and on my friends someone started reading it not knowing what it was and they'll continue reading it forever just because

   Haters are like crickets. Crickets make a lot of noise, you hear it but you can't see them. Then right when you walk by them, they're quiet. Dont be a cricket

   If you have likes on all your pictures by the same person>>>>>>>you have a stalker

   it's officially ok to fkk in the car cause it's March Madness, it's a holiday

   Gas prices are about $4.95 a gallon and females still think a guy is coming over to just "Chill"

   If your girlfriend complains that you never take her anywhere expensive.. Take her to the Gas Station.

   If you have fake eyelashes,weave,make up, and drawn on eyebrows... you not a bad chick you a created player

   gas gas gas gas gas gas gas gas gas gas gas STOP and now drop these motha$&@?!/ prices down!

   women who dont wear underwear never get their panties in a bunch

   Ebonics 101:"Free my Ni**A"= although he did commit a crime that is against the law ..release him from jail because he is my friend

   Boobs= not much ass, Ass= no boobs, Ass and Boobs= ugly face, Ass, boobs and nice face= Slut. You can never win

   Just once I wanna see a pregnancy test commercial where the female is like, "Aww, f**k..."