miladyvictorian Funny Status Messages

   Discussion of Corvettes. Making people argue and act little weinies since 2013.

   "Help, I've fallen and can't get up. No, wait! It's comfy down here. Can someone pass me a pillow? And the remote

   a social drinker. You're having one? Well so-cial I!

   Most computer problems are caused by a loose nut between the chair and the keyboard.

   ATTENTION ALL WHO WORK WITH THE PUBLIC--everyone is stuck in stupid mode today, a smack to the back of the head should trigger the reset button!

   Thanks to the economy my wallet is emptier than a potato chip bag at a Weight Watchers meeting!

   Before you decide to live by the "early bird" policy, find out whether you're the bird or the worm.

   Smile, it makes your butt look smaller.

   I am totally convinced that my place of employment is just a fancy name for Purgatory

   Wonders why there are so many people with cranial rectal inversion ?

   My head hurts, I think my horns are coming in...

   After a certain point, the 'F' on the thermometer no longer stands for Fahrenheit.

   Just found out about the Pokémon Go app today and downloaded it. No disrespect intended BUT....I find enough shizzle on my own without blindly following this app that led me into dog poo in my neighbors front yard.