me40299 Funny Status Messages

   I finally found something Sarah Palin and I have in common. We've both failed Trig.

   Rumor has it that Wikileaks was on the verge of disclosing what Willis was talkin' 'bout.

   Michael Vick says he wants a dog someday. Which is a little bit like John Wayne Gacy saying he'd someday like to have a teenage boy.

   would rather go down a slide of razor blades into a pool of lemon juice than go back to work today.

   Does anyone else have a feeling that Pakistan knows where the Hamburglar is?