massena43 Funny Status Messages

   How to impress a woman: kiss, hug, compliment, love, tease, protect, listen, support. How to impress a man: Show up NAKED with BEER!!!

   Really not sure it Kinect for X-Box is the greatest idea for a society who already has a problem with laziness. If you want to use your entire body to play sports...then just play sports!

   So today is officially the first day of Spring! Just think, only a mere 277 more days till Winter arrives again...

   Either Mother Nature had one of the best pranks in history for April Fools by saying that we were getting 7 inches of snow today or our weather men are just plain retarded! Either way....well played!

   Why are the people who tell you to calm down always the ones who pissed you off in the first place?

   Due to the highly confidential nature of my job, I am not allowed to know what I am doing.

   1 MLB Baseball bat = $175.00, 52 HR Balls = $885.30, Winning the MLB HR Derby with your dad pitching = PRICELESS!

   Gotta love AC with this heat, but damn it's colder than a witches ( . ) in here...

   There are only two reasons to date a girl you've already dated: breast implants.

   The only reason to wait a month for sex is if she's 17 years, 11 months old.

   "I'm dreaming of a white...easter," said no one EVER!