marymc Funny Status Messages

   Bummer about Yahoo losing market share. You can read more about it at Google News.

   read a Chinese newspaper at lunch. After I was done, I felt the need to read another newspaper.

   thinks the Amsterdam smoke shops should begin limiting marijuana consumption to the Nigerians that are about to board planes heading to Detroit.

   just ate a Beefy 5 Layer Burrito at Taco Bell for lunch. A guy that works there gives them to me for $0.89 each. He must like me or something.

   thinks God will still love me if I don't annoy 15 of my friends with some stupid chain email.

   to honor MLK's memory, how about a day OF work for everybody this year?

   believes in "Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It" - quoting a military scholar

   wishes everyone involved in the Global Warming debate would all just Chill Out.

   was witness a Toyota Prius that had a malfunction accelerator. For a Prius it was flying. It had to be going at least 49 mph.

   you better keep yo' hands off my Momma and keep yo' hands off my Dorito's.

   read that Toyota is asking all Prius owners to return cars to the dealerships as slowly as they possibly can.

   loves to watch Men's iceskating - once every four years.

   watched the Olympic snowboard competition last night. Woke up with a sore back.

   heard that results of a new study finds that two-thirds of Americans believe that torture is sometimes justified. Ahhh, so that helps explain why The Bachelor is still on the air.

   read that during his press conference today, Tiger Woods will not be taking any questions or phone numbers.

   thinks directing a few airplanes at JFK would be child's play.

   would like the PETA people not to have a cow because some people like to eat a good steak.

   at the bank speaking with the teller about Gov't bonds. No surprise the conversation turned to men. After all. both take so long to mature.

   using the copy machine at work today. Thought to myself, "Gee, this thing reminds me of men. It's only good for reproduction."

   never made a fool of any guy that I dated. But then again, I the guys I dated were the "do it yourself" types.