lkl627 Funny Status Messages

   Friends are like a string of Christmas lights. Some are broke, some are burned out, others just don't work for you, a few aren't the brightest, some even need you to untangle the mess they are in..but most of them shine brightest when your day is darkest.

   Last Christmas I gave you my heart. But the very next day you gave it away. This year I'll give it to someone speci....wait a minute! You re-gifted my heart!?!

   I don't think NORAD should be publishing the location of Santa. This is just the sort of information we don't want the terrorists to have.

   If Santa's helper takes a picture in the mirror, is that an elfie?

   People who work on their tablets all day and play games all night burn the Kindle at both ends.

   The race to get Dad a Christmas present usually ends in a tie.

   Secure passwords are important. So I named my dog "x_9J6B=oM%"

   I expect to see a speeding ticket for a DeLorean going at least 89MPH today.

   Immigration puns are funny but they cross the line.

   From the Paris Climate Change Conference: Santa is required to put solar panels in the stockings of naughty kids.

   Although 2016 was expected, Apple has announced the coming year will only be 2015s.

   I feel like Donald Trump had his wisdom teeth taken out, but the anesthesia never wore off.