iplsports Funny Status Messages

   You ever wonder why eye glasses don't exist in the future? Star Wars? No glasses. Star Trek? No glasses. Battle Star Galatica? No glasses. No one wears glasses in the future! Something to look forward to.

   I've been single for so long, I'm this close to buying more cats.

   Heeey, it's Tinder Tuesday! *logs in* Yep. I'm still unlovable within a 50-mile radius.

   Watching 50 Shades of Grey and O.M.G. My playroom Looks. Exactly. Like. That!

   Nothing motivates me faster to clean my garage than the threat of a hail storm.

   I'm thinking of going back to school and getting my PHD in bations. I already have my Masters.