dbhfitness Funny Status Messages

   Wilma Flintstone just told the world to F-ck off, He-Man is spending the night with Strawberry Shortcake, and Smufette isn't going out because she got hammered last night at the club. ...Thank you FaceBook for retro-ruining my childhood.

   just dipped a banana into a jar of natural peanut butter and the end broke off and sank to the bottom. ...just in case anyone wants to get me a new jar of peanut butter ...or some meds ...or a life.