Funny Status Message #38893
X is Wilma Flintstone just told the world to F-ck off, He-Man is spending the night with Strawberry Shortcake, and Smufette isn't going out because she got hammered last night at the club. ...Thank you FaceBook for retro-ruining my childhood.
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