dane Funny Status Messages

   not saying that "The Who" are old, but half of the people watching the superbowl last night were wondering "Who are those guys playing the CSI theme song?"

   as anxious as a biker in front of a Toyota

   This is my facebook. This is my gun. This is for posting this is for fun

   marriage is a natural defense mechanism designed to help us overcome our fear of death.

   I hate Cliches. They're about as useful as a screen door on a submarine.

   If I don't appear to be listening to you, don't take it personal. I am just not interested in what you're saying.

   Recipe for disaster: A dash of stupidity combined with copious amounts of greed and prepared by the government.

   Meteor Shower! Yeah, right NASA. We know better.

   Tonight on Glenn Beck. Osama was killed on 5/1, exactly 66 years to the day after Hitler. if you add 5+1 you get 6. 66 years later on 5/1 (6) you get, now stay with me, 666. Osama was the anti-christ, tonight on Glenn Beck.