bunnyguts Funny Status Messages

   Thinks everybody makes mistakes. Just ask ur mom and dad

   thinks red meat isn't bad for you, green furry meat is!

   a pessimist is an experienced optimist.

   just stole this status from someone who stole it from someone else !!

   thinks if you give a person a fish you feed them for a day, teach a person to use facebook and they won't bother you for weeks.

   ˙sƃuıɥʇ uo ǝʌıʇɔǝdsɹǝd ɹǝɥ ƃuıƃuɐɥɔ sı

   loves humanity....it's people she can't stand.

   took the road less traveled and now she's lost.

   If money could talk, it would say goodbye.

   just had my vision checked. My hindsight was 20/20. My foresight is legally blind

   doesn't have a problem with caffeine, I have a problem without it!

   knew she was nuts when squirrels started looking at her funny!

   was considering an all-vegetarian diet but it turns out you are not allowed to hunt vegetarians

   the first 100 years of marriage are the hardest

   was born in the state of confusion and is living in denial.

   You have the right to remain silent, because whatever you say will probally be stupid !!

   needs a new fitness plan... LMAO is not making my pants fit any better

   walking sideways and thinking..... I should have had a V8

   refuses to vacuum anymore until they make a ride-on

   trying to put m&m's in alphabetical order...This could take a while...