bill Funny Status Messages

   I disliked Obama before it was cool.......Yes I did!

   Breaking News!!!!! Spongebob Square Pants found Dead in oil patch........

   Good morning, and a Happy Hurricane Season to all.......

   Respect must be earned by a sitting President these days.....

   Ozzie Guillen is going off the rails on a crazy train........

   just heard a rumor that President Obama is going to hire Servpro (Like it never even happened) to remove the remaining water out of BP's oil in the Gulf of Mexico........

   President Obama misunderstood that today is Flag Day. He thought it was Hag Day and took Helen Thomas out to lunch.

   I received a Jury Summons today, guess its better then receiving an Arrest Warrant???

   I don't run from hurricanes, I drink them.........

   Hurricane Watch for south Texas, blame it on George W. Bush....

   making some changes in his life. If your not on my friends list any longer, you were one of the changes........

   I wonder how many hot dogs Kobayashi sucked down in jail last night??

   is wondering if there is such a thing called the "Whine" Flu ? If so I am pretty sure some of my FB friends have it......

   I think I want a 3D bigscreen, now I just need 3 grand....

   I don't run from hurricanes, I drink them.........

   Breaking News: The National Weather Center has issued a tornado warning for Western NY. For your own safety head to Ralph Wilson Stadium, they're not worried about a touchdown there.......

   The lady's on FB are up to something again, I think I like this as much as the bra color thing..... ; )

   I think Ben Roethlisberger got his hands on Brett Favre's phone??

   Hey New York....Hide your lady's, Brett Farve is in town and he brought his iphone.

   Over/Under - Brett Farve: 70 sexting messages to NY woman while in town.