ak Funny Status Messages

   People think I'm God... anywhere I go, they say "Oh God! You've come again..."

   You'll lose a lot of money, chasing women. But you'll never lose women, chasing money.

   Why do people give each other flowers? To celebrate various important occasions, they're killing living creatures? Why restrict it to plants? “Sweetheart, let's make up. Have this deceased squirrel.”