YODA Funny Status Messages

   I told Santa what I wanted for Christmas, now I'm on the naughty list

   Was thinking of buy my boyfriend a bunkbed so I could be on top more often

   If you keep a foot in the past and a foot in the future, you're gonna piss on the present...

   So many 2 x 4's ... So few studs...

   Sometimes I hang up on people in the middle of my own sentance so they think I lost service...

   it considered child labor if they think they are playing a game?

   Allergy season must be near... blooming idiots are everywhere

   My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance

   We have no right to ask when a sorrow comes, 'Why did this happen to me?' unless we ask the same question for every joy that comes our way... jest sayin

   The fact that no one understands you does not mean you are an artist...

   n't it ironic when you put THE and IRS together it beomes "theirs"? hmmm

   a hangover is the wrath of grapes

   I'd have a longer attention span if things weren't so shiny

   breaking up is hard to do... unless of course you're mad and there's a vase nearby....

   if you don't believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut

   Ya know... statisically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren't Happy...

   Girls just wanna have funds

   I don't have issues... I have an entire subcription... jest sayin

   At least my computer goes down on me

   men really don't want their minds blown...