Xokellyxo Funny Status Messages

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   "Love" is purely a chemical imbalance of serotonin, dopamine, & norepinephrine. It is nothing magical or "special"; just simply an irregularity in the brain; a "two-faced high"

   Dear god, If you give us back Kurt Cobain, we'll give you Lady GaGa!

   Tropical Storm, hurrican Alex, is expected to hit the Gulf of Mexico today/tomorrow. They're saying it may interfer with the cleanup from Bp's oil spill. That's too bad: because it's been going so well.

   She says she doesn't have to change her relationship status on Facebook to show her love? It's because she's still banging her ex.

   How do you break a mans heart? You can't because they don't have one.