Torrent329 Funny Status Messages

   since the world is ending tomorrow you should send pictures of your breasts now before it's too late

   One of the hardest things to do when you're playing toys with a 5yr old is to let him beat up ur superman action figure with the robinaction figure he's using without explaining to him why that would nevereverevereverfuckinghappen....ever

   When you're driving and Nicki Minaj is on all 2 radio station at the same time, there's nothing left to do except crash your car