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   messageicon When you're driving and Nicki Minaj is on all 2 radio station at the same time, there's nothing left to do except crash your car
←Rate | 11-19-2013 08:13 by Torrent329 Comments (0)  

   messageicon One of the hardest things to do when you're playing toys with a 5yr old is to let him beat up ur superman action figure with the robinaction figure he's using without explaining to him why that would nevereverevereverfuckinghappen....ever
←Rate | 12-30-2012 11:48 by Torrent329 Comments (0)  

   messageicon since the world is ending tomorrow you should send pictures of your breasts now before it's too late
←Rate | 12-20-2012 09:50 by Torrent329 Comments (0)  


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