Thrasher Funny Status Messages

   When I am sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead

   I want a doorbell that makes the sound of someone knocking on the door.

   How do you find will smith in the snow? Look for the fresh prints...

   Necrophilia, puts the fun in funeral

   Could I borrow your face for Halloween?

   Beware of Alphabet Grenades. If you throw them, it could spell disaster.

   I bought a dog once. Named him Stay. "Come here, Stay." He's insane now.

   Have you heard about the new movie, 'Constipation'? It hasn't come out yet.

   You know your tired when your alarm doesn't wake you up straight away, instead it just blends into your dream