Tabu Funny Status Messages

   I hate when people come over and they're like "Do you have a bathroom?" No...we sh1t in the yard!

   Why do people walk by and say "Hi, how are you?" but they don't stop long enough for you to reply!

   I'm not even sure how many problems I have...because math is one of them..

   Penny for your thoughts...five bucks if they're dirty..

   Unless you fell off the treadmill and smacked your head...no one wants to hear about your workout

   Finally shaved my legs...donated it to Locks of Love