TZ Funny Status Messages

   Have you even seen an airplane landing without wheels? I never knew legs could kick that fast.

   If you're paddling upstream in a canoe at 56 liters per day, and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!! :D

   Two plus two is five given very large quantities of two.

   MLIA view Today, one of my friends said to me if you say "Gullible" really slow, it sounds like ice cream. I said "Ice Cream" really slow and then I said, "Wow! It does!" He responded with, "No, you're supposed to say gullible slowly." And I reply with,

   You know you're in trouble if your doctor smirks as you sign a contract.

   A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.

   I like to just hang around the playground, watching the kids running and screaming. They don't know I'm just using blanks.