Steve OH Funny Status Messages

   Sometimes, it's not so easy being Fearless Leader.

   the Chairman for the Frostbite Falls Society of Wildlife Conversation. Well, somebody's gonna have to start talking about these things.

   just getting jiggy with it!

   Electricity off?... Check. Doors and windows unlocked?... Check. Knives, Chainsaws, Machettes sharpened?... Double Check!! HAPPY HALLOWEEN

   going downstairs to see what that noise was... powers out but BRB.

   About that pumpkin.. line the cut edges with cooking oil to keep that jack-o'-lantern fresh for a longer time.

   can't remember the last time I LOL'ed let alone ROTF.

   can't wait for Thanksgiving!! No, not because of the meal and football games. Just found out I don't have to sit at "The Kids Table" again this year!!!!

   wondering what all the Vegitarians are doing for Thanksgiving.

   just woke from a 2.5 hour tryptophan-induced coma.

   blocked you from reading this awesome Facebook status update. Please try back later.

   throws his hand up and pretends he's on a roller-coaster whenever the plane takes off.

   Bill Brasky once showed me a video of him making love to my wife, and it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw!

   looking fo a site where I can find old as well as new friends and maybe see some pics of what they look like now. Any ideas?

   going to hunt down the "Nationwide Is On Your Side" dude

   you know when you lean back in your chair and almost fall over??? I feel like THAT all the time...

   WALL-MARTIANS... it's worth the trip

   ... Dude, turn it down before your windows fall out.

   headed to check my MYSPACE... (crickets chirping)

   I could pull it off but my liver is calling in sick in the morning