Scarlet Funny Status Messages

   I rarely get distracted, but the other . . . .brb.

   **chokehold, spin, slam to the floor** Hello Wednesday!!

   can't be bothered going to his Apathy Support Group today...

   Justin Bieber won Artist of the Year at the American Music Awards. **snaps fingers** Mmm Hmmm You Go Girl!!

   Surely he's not dead! He is. And stop calling me Shirley. R.I.P. Leslie Neilsen.

   How ironic. Mark Zuckerberg (facebook creator) is Time Man of the Year. And Facebook is the thing that takes all our time!

   Thanks to procrastination, my schedule is always full.

   Due to 9 empty traps, today's planned Iron Chef Reindeer Challenge will be postponed.

   String theory is the basis of our universe?? So, God made us in a macramé class??

   Better open some windows. I just ate "weapons grade" chilli!