SKP Funny Status Messages

   Gonna make a milkshake to see if it'll bring all the boys to my yard.....I need one to pull up the weeds.

   "Just gonna stand there and watch me burn" - my dinner.

   I can't stand it when someone use's an apostrophe "s" to make a word plural. It drive's me nut's!

   Friends don't let friends wear mullets.

   I'm sorry, did someone say something about global warming? Let me remove my 3 extra layers of clothes, hat, gloves, scarf, longjohns, and earmuffs, and get comfortable under my electric blanket and then you can tell me about it.

   This Christmas I'm gonna party like it's $19.99.....