Rollen Funny Status Messages

   Side chicks get the " oh yeah, happy new year." Text message today.

   "nice guys" always end up in the friendzone.....time to be an Ahole

   She lost me at, "let's talk about that dress."

   Everyone on my Facebook is going for Mayweather or pacquiao, I'm going for the Baltimore mom!

   Does this "eating a lean cuisine on a Saturday night." Make me look single?

   She's replying to all my text messages fairly quickly, I guess you can say things are getting pretty serious.

   Stephanie from Facebook hasn't uploaded another selfie in the past 15 minutes. I hope shes ok!

   Donald Trump go home you're drunk.

   Me and her are having a poking battle on Facebook, so you can say things are getting pretty serious.