Pichin Funny Status Messages

   After all the whinning and complaining about Obama... Is this the best the GOP has to offer?? PATHETIC! Get ready for another socialist 4 years, next time propose or attempt to compromise,

   The two hot teen lesbians next door gave me a timex for my birthday. I guess they misunderstood when I said "I wanna watch!"

   So, where's the reset button on this life thing?

   Authorities should not allow the "selfie" song on the radio. It leaves you no choice but to drive off the road into a tree!

   There is no "non creepy" way to compliment hot girl's feet