Ortega Funny Status Messages

   I wish I could go back in time and meet the teenage versions of my parents.

   why am I doing homework?? the world ends in 40 days

   I hate when college professors make you introduce yourself to the entire class.

   Nicki Minaj looks like an unlocked character that you get on the last level of Mortal Kombat.

   My "check engine" light came on while driving this morning, I looked and the engine is still there...silly light.