Meh! Funny Status Messages

   I’m all about unity between the human race and truly believe it’s time we all wake up and realize that we’re all in this together. But when a “artist” wins an award at the VMA’s and thanks God and Justin Bieber in the same breath... It makes

   I went to a wedding last night and they played “The Twist” so I twisted, next they played “Jump around “ so I jumped around. Next they played “Come on Eileen “ I think you know where this is going.

   It’s one of those days where I just have so many questions like, How does Darth Vader poop?

   If you rely on the news to tell you it’s cold and to put a jacket on than I feel sorry for you.