LLCoolJew Funny Status Messages

   demands: BRING ME THE HEADS OF MY ENEMIES!!! Or some cupcakes. Whichever.

   here to tell you, honey, that I'm bad to the bone. B-b-b-b-bad.

   suggests: The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.

   thinks the McDonald's Employee of the Month is a good example of when a person can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.

   did it like this, I did it like that, I did it with a whiffle ball bat, So....

   keeps a lighter in my back pocket at all times. I'm not a smoker; I just really like certain songs.

   believes it was Plato who once shared this sage advice: You gotta know when to hold 'em. Know when to fold 'em. Know when to walk away, and know when to run. You never count your money when you're sittin' at the table. There'll be time enough for countin'