JustCuz Funny Status Messages

   so sick of double standards. If a girl sleeps with a bunch of guys, she's a "ho"...bu​t if a guy does the same thing, he's "gay".

   Zombway....Eat Flesh.

   I'm going to lock in my Super Bowl prediction right now. I predict Madonna will be f*cking terrible.

   education shouldn't be a debt sentence.

   the inventor of the remote control died yesterday. As per his wishes, he'll be buried in between 2 couch cushions.

   The Dark Knight Rises.....a porn title that requires no alterations.

   Fred Willard got arrested for jerking off in a porn theater. Well, at least he can honestly say his newest release is in theaters now!

   Nicki Minaj judging singers on "American Idol" makes about as much sense as Mitt Romney judging a drag queen contest in West Hollywood.

   despite the contradictory advice circulated in the late '90s, if you wanna be my lover, please do not get with my friends.

   If you rearrange the letters in North West, it spells Bad Parents.

   The only kind of Candy Crush I do is with my teeth.

   Ya know, in France they would have called it the "Royale Baby with Cheese".

   I'm so looking forward to Halloween! Wonder if I'll see any costumes as scary as Renee Zellweger's new face...

   Ebola can live in semen for up to 2 months. So fellas, wash your socks.

   "How's phone reception in the bathroom?" is an important question, but one you just can't ask on a job interview.

   the new Star Wars trailer went online today & it's already a better movie than The Phantom Menace.