Heather25 Funny Status Messages

   Good girls bend at the kness. BAD girls bend at the waist. ;)

   I plead contemporary insanity.

   It ain't the size, it's... no, it's the size. ;)

   Can I trade this job for what's behind door 1?

   Trust me, if I want your opinion-I'll remove the f*cking duct tape.

   You did WHAT?? With WHO?? Behind WHAT barn?? For how many COOKIES!?!?

   Here officer, hold my beer while I find my license.

   wonders if there is a manly way to eat a banana??

   The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

   I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

   I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth. ;)

   I have a computer, a vibrator and pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house?

   How do I set the laser printer to stun?

   Unless you want to f*ck me, why do you care what I look like?

   It's alright, he's only choking!

   It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.

   Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

   I know there are boy ladybugs, but what do you call them?

   The Only Gracious Way To Accept An Insult Is To Ignore It. If You Can't Ignore It, Top It. If You Can't Top It, Laugh At It. If You Can't Laugh At It, It's Probably Deserved. ;)

   Teamwork is essential - it allows you to blame someone else.