GirlX Funny Status Messages

   has heard that love makes the world go round... but so does tequila!

   Can clearly see a few people who ate a bowl of stupid for breakfast.

   currently experiencing technical difficulties. Giving a sh*t will resume at a later time. Thank you.

   is putting out an APB for a large orange orb that gives off light, warmth and occasional melanoma. Last seen 10 days ago. Goes by the nickname "sunny." Call 1-800-4SPRING if found.

   seize the moment! Remember all those people on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart...

   will be forever indebted to the person who creates a vaccine for stupidity.

   can see through your clothes. Mood: disappointed.

   You know, there's one good thing about Monday and it's...... hmm.... wait... let me get back to you on that.

   Sometimes I think life would be more fun with a "thumbs down" option for people like I have on Pandora for songs

   so over hearing about the religious quacks and Arnold. You are all giving me a tumah!

   Best Facebook update yet: unfollow post. Because sometimes, I really don't care what 100 other people had to say about your post, I just wanted to leave a comment.

   Facebook: a place where people post passive aggressive things, rather than directly addressing the issue. If you think this is about you, well it probably is ;)