GabrielBelmont Funny Status Messages

   Well aware how much wood a woodchuck could chuck.

   facing facts; his only hope is the lottery.

   A kiss is a lovely trick, designed by nature, to stop words when speech becomes superficial.

   n't having a smoking section in a restaurant, like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?

   4 out of 5 dentists... leaves one dentist.

   Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

   Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

   No, you can't not never ever use quadruple negatives. it's just bad grammer.

   A box of kittens is more scary then the vampires of Twilight.

   There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away. And I have the Restraining Order to prove it! LOL

   likes to discuss his newest disgusting rash in crowded elevators

   eating Pizza Rolls and is not wearing pants.

   If it wasn't for my random sputterings insane ramblings and wild hallucinations I'd be as normal as you.

   If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror, because I bet that's what REALLY throws you into a panic.

   You keep Believing, I'll keep Evolving.

   not bothered by that fact that knowone understands him, its the reality that most of the time he doesnt understand himself; thats what scares him.