G Funny Status Messages

   search "google gravity" and then click "I'm feeling lucky"!!! :)

   I know a lot of women with A.D.D. (Attention Demanding Disorder)

   If you don't like the way I think, simple Unfriend me, as my day, life, won't stop because of it.

   Anybody who says they could never conceive of killing another human being just needs to meet more people.

   Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you have big titties and a BIG booty! #Distractions

   I love hearing “saw this and thought of you”

   Most people don’t realize this… But, you can eat organic, gluten-free food without telling everyone about it.