Frank Funny Status Messages

   Can any Chicago Bears ffans out there hook me up with an eight ball?

   I needs some skittles and a yoohoo

   I've finally found someone I can love - a good, clean love... without utensils.

   It's a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans!

   Congratulations Baltimore....in 100 years the Jets will be half as good...yippie!

   It has come to my attention that certain things have come to my attention. My attention span being as short as it is.........it has come to my attention

   Facebook has been down today. Has anyone asked if it's ok hun?

   Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from an ugly picture :)

   Kids today have no idea how to manage their time. Back in my day, I was able to do 18 holes and still found to to play golf.

   If change is good, exact change is even better.

   My favorite part about switching back to standard time is getting to relive the last hour of my life. A real live 'do-over'

   I'm working hard to become free... I'm over half way through my Halloween candy already.

   OMG I can't believe I just did that. I called someone without texting first to see if it was ok that I called them. Yikes!!!