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   messageicon OMG I can't believe I just did that. I called someone without texting first to see if it was ok that I called them. Yikes!!!
←Rate | 11-16-2018 16:53 by Frank Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from an ugly picture :)
←Rate | 10-14-2014 15:28 by Frank Comments (0)  


   messageicon I needs some skittles and a yoohoo
←Rate | 03-28-2012 14:57 by frank Comments (0)  


   messageicon Can any Chicago Bears ffans out there hook me up with an eight ball?
←Rate | 12-16-2011 12:20 by Frank Comments (0)  


   messageicon If change is good, exact change is even better.
←Rate | 11-09-2018 11:30 by Frank Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm working hard to become free... I'm over half way through my Halloween candy already.
←Rate | 11-13-2018 12:24 by Frank Comments (0)  


   messageicon Congratulations Baltimore....in 100 years the Jets will be half as good...yippie!
←Rate | 02-03-2013 23:06 by frank Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've finally found someone I can love - a good, clean love... without utensils.
←Rate | 04-13-2012 12:54 by Frank Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans!
←Rate | 04-13-2012 12:55 by Frank Comments (0)  


   messageicon It has come to my attention that certain things have come to my attention. My attention span being as short as it is.........it has come to my attention
←Rate | 05-07-2013 01:24 by Frank Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook has been down today. Has anyone asked if it's ok hun?
←Rate | 08-01-2014 13:51 by frank Comments (0)  


   messageicon Kids today have no idea how to manage their time. Back in my day, I was able to do 18 holes and still found to to play golf.
←Rate | 04-23-2017 21:53 by Frank Comments (0)  


   messageicon My favorite part about switching back to standard time is getting to relive the last hour of my life. A real live 'do-over'
←Rate | 11-09-2018 12:09 by Frank Comments (0)  



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